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October 30th, 2005, 01:09 AM
#11
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October 30th, 2005, 06:16 AM
#12
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So obvious a set-up, but at least I kept it short. Couldn't resist. [img]smile.gif[/img]
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October 31st, 2005, 12:40 AM
#13
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November 5th, 2005, 05:55 PM
#14
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Considering that that fruity thread is almost a million pages by now, I see no reason why this thread shouldn't reach the same height of, erm, intelligence and creativity!
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November 14th, 2005, 10:12 PM
#15
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There you have it, now on to our story!!
Today, Buttz is promoting his little shoppe and all the free publicity he has gotten from mentioning his tenure in a certain band that did a song about a singing bird.
Buttz: " Oi, Guv!! Wot's that old greatcoat you are wearing? It reminds me uv one I wore many, many years ago in that band I wuz in, the one that did the song about the rock and roll queen. Yez knows that Guv, harh?"
Customer, who shall remain nameless: "Are you REALLY THE Buttz and not some impersonator? I've had some bloke telling me he's some other no hoper from way back when. I'm ready to throw in the towel and vanish completely!
Buttz: "Duz yez tell yer own mum to to fuck off? Cor, what a whiner! Hey, wanna buy a sligtly used cumtwat, errm, kumquat? No? Then bloody well fuck off, yez miserable old twit! Oi, what the fuck iz that crawling through the doorway?"(They both stare solemnly at the camera)
Join us next time when Buttz sez: "Oi've got a luverly bunch of cokienuts. Ere they are all standing in a row!! Wot, you mean they ain't fruit? Twas just sung by a fruit?"
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<font color="#FF0099" size="1">[ November 14, 2005 06:25 PM: Message edited by: JayForSure ]</font>
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